Harvey, I am not sorry for you. I am sorry for that bitch's loss, though.
Originally Posted by HRoi
^ but when the zombie apocalypse comes his lack of reliance on refrigerated food products puts him a step ahead...
Well, yes, for the first couple months. But one can survive without dairy products for only so long.
L'incandescent succumbed to an acute onset of osteoporosis and in a moment of extreme nobility, offered himself as zombie bait so that we could go on to survive and re-populate the world with our superior genetics. Bless his soul.