Originally Posted by fwiffo
I said something stupid late last night to someone from work. Although I am still not happy with the subject of the argument, I am willing to look past it. I hope they will too. I left a handwritten note and breakfast on their desk.
that is a mighty fine gesture. unless what you wrote was "deal with it, bitches!"
Originally Posted by LawrenceMD
my wife spilled a strawberry shake inside the car last night *Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
was shopping last night with the wife buying some dresses/clothes for our little niece. my wife didn't inform me that she was coming in from drinks with friends after work. she was actually sloppy drunk. when she's that drunk she's very very funny but a little argumentative. I told her she could wait in the car and maybe sleep. Being sloppy/argumentative drunk she say's "ok, fine but I'm going to buy some food" and walks out of the J.Crew. While standing in line to pay for my niece's gifts I saw someone familiar from the dog park (hot girl) and we started talking, she gets to how her boyfriend just moved to france and she went with him to help him move. I innocently asked if she was going to move down there with him and she says no. I follow up stupidly with "is he moving to france for good?" she says yes and then her upper lip starts quivering and eyes welling up. I don't even know her name. She held it together but it was super awkward. When I get back to the car my wife is in the front seat passed out and has a strawberry shake in her lap tilted and half spilled onto the floor.
enter the wife vs. hot chick comparison?
Originally Posted by lasbar
I love my wife and when i was single, I was too busy fucking around to enjoy a real relationship..
some friends who weren't too busy fucking around when they were single are still at it not they're married. so sad.... and speaking of which one of my closest friends' single and a massive asshole... his gf peeked at his phone and saw texts from another girl. and my friend got so pissed coz she invaded his privacy. lol...
Originally Posted by Betelgeuse
A few days ago, the leader of a powerful teacher's union here in mexico was arrested. She created a mafia with all the teachers that were affiliated to her. Everything is coming out to light, she had 4.6 million pesos to spend everyday. There are 4.6 million teachers that were affiliated to her and every teacher had to pay 100 pesos per month, you do the math. I really hope that the government don't let her go out of jail and she stays there until the rest of her days. This is not an improvement in terms of education programs in mexico, but it's a short step.
she better hope they'll let her stay in jail or run the risk of getting offed outside. (and I saw a picture of that lady... scary looking bitch)
Originally Posted by js4design
I did. She had 15.1 million pesos to spend everyday, not 4.6 million.
Originally Posted by Piobaire
I listened to an obese nurse today go on about the reason she is fat is due to Monsanto. She "read" how Monsanto has so altered wheat seeds that the reason everyone is fat is due to Monsanto wheat. Further, Monsanto has made all wheat farmers sign a contract so that they must pay Monsanto for every non-Monsanto wheat plant planted or get sued for "copyright infringement."
This woman has ill people under her care on a daily basis. Fucking scary, no?
does that nurse report to a world-class teenage neurosurgeon?