My objection to cupcakes is that cake is supposed to be a communal thing. The ritual of cutting the cake, lining up to get a piece etc is all very social. Cupcakes take the social aspect out of cake and turn it into a personal, antisocial ordeal.
Im just going to shave my head once the receding hairline gets too bad. Will give me a great excuse to wear a hat without irony.
Yeah see i'm not even going to go that way. Right now I'm brushing it back. If I ever go totally bald on top I'm going to rock the old school sides and back, no combover style. By that point everyone will be expecting dudes to shave and I will be setting the new trend.
So far, all genetic signs point to no balding for me but nature has a way of fucking you up the butt so I fully expect medical advancements to have solved MPB by the time I'm ripe for the baldness picking.
My great grandfather on my mother's side was 105 years old when he shook loose his mortal coil, and he had a great head of hair until the day he died. He was also a hit with the ladies. There is no doubt in my mind that I will take after him in every conceivable way.