Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7
How do you tell a chick -- in the nicest possible way -- to lose weight?
Wow, uhm. Are you planning on sleeping with her?
Yesterday I was in line to get a coffee and a large land whale was ordering a bagel. The server didn't hear her full order and asked her to repeat it to which she replied "Everything with cheese". I looked at my coworker, rolled my eyes and said as low as I could "of course you would", needless to say it was hard to hold back the laughter but it made for great jokes later in the day.