Why are all the fruit cups these days in light
syrup? What is this bullshit? I want REAL SUGARY SYRUP.
Also, why doesn't anyone sell hot salsa anymore? What is this pussy shit with the mild and medium only?
Damn you, you fatass average American pussy, damn you.
And F you to anyone who calls me out for buying fruit cups. I need the damn vitamin C for my flu, you asshole.