You should have taken the other way around if you were coming from Dulles. Do you live in Annapolis? My wife and I just moved from the historic district there into DC.
I wasn't thinking for some reason and decided to take the southbound way around. Stupid mistake
I just moved out of the historic district, I was on St Mary's St across from the yacht club. Now living in Severna Park.
As for quoting your lines about the Metro, I read it at work and laughed really loud, so everyone else wanted to know what it was and they found it just as hilarious. Sums me up well when I have to get to the FAA building and have to deal with every tourist and their uncle leaving the Air and Space Museum.