Originally Posted by L'Incandescent
Fuck that, you don't harpoon them straightaway. First you waterboard them a few times--maybe three or four, I don't know the specifics. Then you tear out their fingernails. Then you take a white hot pincers and pull the skin off from their bodies. Then you tie each of their limbs to the back of monster trucks, which will drive in different directions and thus pull their limbs off. Then you harpoon them. You do this in a public place, where you can sell tickets.
Because fat people are like animals who can't stop themselves from indulging their basest impulses.
Wouldn't this be a bit overkill? I mean, I really can't stand morbidly obese people, but djeez... You have a twisted mind.
On a side note, got hit by another car on the evening commute. Not too much damage, but still an annoyance. Have to come in later tomorrow because I cant drive to work without a license plate.
Now for the hassle to plan the repairs
"edited for the gentler souls among us"