I had to google that. It turns out you were not making that up!
They could just replace the dog with a cat and all the implausibility would vanish straightaway. I don't know why they don't think of things like that.
We can still bomb your ass. Australia has both brown people and oil, that's all I need to prove.
Next up is Greenland.
Been there but worse. I now get uncomfortable in watching movies which portray certain types of breakdowns well (certain episodes of Homeland I found hard to watch). It's a horrible thing to witness. I hope she's alright. It's good you are viewing her as family. She's going to need a lot of help and support.