Originally Posted by L'Incandescent
I can't think of any good reason to pay someone else to do it, as I am able to do it myself. (As another example of my point, I do not pay anyone to make me a bowl of cereal in the morning.)
Also, your hairline is not receding as badly as mine.
I change my car's oil (will be changing new Jag-you-are's oil tomorrow for the first time, so excited!) mow my own lawn, shovel the snow from my own driveway, and do all sorts of other things. But there are three things in life I will not do for myself even if I could probably do them.
1. Make my own wine.
2. Cut my own hair.
3. Perform oral sex on myself.