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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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Joffrey said:
Eventually someone occupies stall next to mine as I attempt to get three stars in a level.
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This should become the new euphemism for taking a huge ****.
 
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Joffrey said:
I come back to desk to share my trauma. 20 minutes or so later, I see the ****** walking around the hallway with his cart and red badge like nothing happened. God, i wanted to punch him.
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You seem tense. And yet he appeared to be at peace with the world. There is a lesson here.
 
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Joffrey said:
marsupialed mail carrier my building hires on contract interupting my angry birds session by jerking off in the bathroom stall next to me. 5 minutes after I've ran back to my desk and I'm still nauseous.
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Joffrey said:
Since the above is difficult to comprehend, see below for readable version:

I'm taking a dump in a bathroom stall while playing Angry Birds. I passively observe people coming and going as I do my thing. Eventually someone occupies stall next to mine as I attempt to get three stars in a level. I hear a groan and (literally) fapping sounds. I decide it's not what I think it is and continue playing. Fapping continues. I cover my ears but decide I was done ******** and had obtained my three stars so why stay? I clean up and got out of there. On my way out, I looked back and saw the red badge of a contractor beneath the stall door. I walk out of the bathroom and see the mail cart (the contractor that we use employes mentally challenged people). I come back to desk to share my trauma. 20 minutes or so later, I see the ****** walking around the hallway with his cart and red badge like nothing happened. God, i wanted to punch him.
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that is rather annoying. btw did you notice if your mail has been extra sticky lately?
 
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Today has been a really, really ****** day. First, there was the funeral of a buddy of mine that died on Sunday. Then, I had two apartments that I was interested in fall through on me. To top it off, I got a told where I stand, which only helped to make me realize how low on the totem pole I truly stand.

Sometimes you're standing at the top of the hill, taking a ****, and sometimes you're at the bottom, having it all run down on top of your head. Seems like I've been at the bottom far too often lately.
 
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Rambo said:
Today has been a really, really ****** day. First, there was the funeral of a buddy of mine that died on Sunday. Then, I had two apartments that I was interested in fall through on me. To top it off, I got a told where I stand, which only helped to make me realize how low on the totem pole I truly stand.

Sometimes you're standing at the top of the hill, taking a ****, and sometimes you're at the bottom, having it all run down on top of your head. Seems like I've been at the bottom far too often lately.
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Dang man... it's posts like these that really put my stupid bitching in perspective. Chin up and hope things work out well for ya.
 
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Rambo said:
Today has been a really, really ****** day. First, there was the funeral of a buddy of mine that died on Sunday. Then, I had two apartments that I was interested in fall through on me. To top it off, I got a told where I stand, which only helped to make me realize how low on the totem pole I truly stand.

Sometimes you're standing at the top of the hill, taking a ****, and sometimes you're at the bottom, having it all run down on top of your head. Seems like I've been at the bottom far too often lately.
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soory rambro. really i am. and fwiw i would never poop on your head.
 
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Rambo said:
Today has been a really, really ****** day. First, there was the funeral of a buddy of mine that died on Sunday. Then, I had two apartments that I was interested in fall through on me. To top it off, I got a told where I stand, which only helped to make me realize how low on the totem pole I truly stand.

Sometimes you're standing at the top of the hill, taking a ****, and sometimes you're at the bottom, having it all run down on top of your head. Seems like I've been at the bottom far too often lately.
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Strength and perseverance, Rambo. Hope tomorrow is full of green lights, blue skies and a freakin break or two. Sounds like you deserve one.

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I've been up for over 24 hours working on the exact same deck. And it's still not done. Arghhh.
 
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putting a suit up on ebay and having it sell for 9 bucks...I need to clean my closet, but geeze! I must not be writing provocative ads....
 
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