dear piece of shit walking down the street in downtown bmore,
just because i am wearing a jacket and tie, does not mean,
1. i will give you money.
2. i will buy you food or cigarettes.
3. i am your lawyer.
Probably like 10-15 pounds. But I did lose 100, so whatevez. Also, don't be a douche, I know it is hard, but honestly.
This is what I hate about SF these days. Everyone is too effing nice and polite and afraid to hurt someone's feelings. It's people like you that encourage this lame attitude. If I want to poke fun at your multiple chins, I should be allowed to do so without worrying that you will be butthurt. What are we? In junior high?