Originally Posted by RedScarf7
My roommates inability to chew with his mouth closed is bothersome, but his total lack of self-awareness while doing so is really what pisses me off... fuck.
Just stab him. My old roommate and I used to joke about killing eachother. One night I threatened him with a knife and he thought I was serious so he started crying and blabbering in Nigerian. When he realized I was joking, he laughed for about 3 minutes straight.