Originally Posted by HRoi
poop in the pool!! that would definitely be on my piss-off list (because they have to close the pool for days and clean it) if it wasn't so hilarious. I'm giggling over here imagining the Jaws movie-like panic and rush out of the water once the floater ominously appears
the annoyingly funny part of the Mcarren pool is the loudspeaker system and recorded announcements they've got going.... you can hear the announcements from a mile away.
"NO RUNNING ON DECK. PLEASE WALK TO AVOID ACCIDENTS AND MISHAPS"
"DUE TO UNSANITARY CONDITIONS...MCCARREN POOL IS NOW CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE"
They went about it the wrong way though... they should just have a live MC on the mike spitting shit (like the guy who announces Rutger Park basketball games and gives funny/cool nicknames to players doing good as well as shaming the lame ducks).
"YA'LLS STOP RUNNING N' WRASSLIN - OR PO-PO BE UP IN HYEAR"
"HELL'S NO.... SOME MOTHERUCKER DOOKIED IN THE POOL?! EVERYONE OUT! UNLESS YOU LIKE SWIMMING IN FECES..."
"ITS NOT A WRINKLED SNICKERS BAR PEOPLE...ITS A DOOKIE... AND EVEN IF IT WAS A SNICKERS BAR YOU'D BE A FOOL TO EAT A CANDY BAR FLOATING IN A PUBLIC MOTHER FUCKING POOL."