Some jackass left a big puddle of oil or something similar in the stall next to mine, so when I went to roll through it to park my bike just now, my tire slipped, I almost caught it from about a 45 degree angle, then my foot slips on this crap on the ground and I drop it the other way, it scrapes on the ground and rotates a bit before I can turn it off. Then trying to pick it up, the ground is so slippery I can't get a place to stand, and meanwhile fuel is dripping out of the carb onto the ground to add to this fire hazard. I'm thinking oh this will be nice, my bike will go up in flames with a full tank of gas, right next to my car as well, which will probably burn, along with who knows what else in the garage.
Luckily I managed to find a way to put my feet where it wasn't slippery yet and got it up and out of the way.
'm not real happy right now.