There was a plethora of buffoons at work tonight. At one table, a group of 3 women had gathered for a Sex & The City party. They all drank cosmos and even played S&TC trivia. I almost threw a plate at them. A table of boorish lesbians was being rowdy. This is not Friday's, it is a fine dining establishment. Take your rugmunching elsewhere! The disgruntled middle-aged homosexual who is sort of the de facto head waiter is very annoying. A failed actor, no doubt. As people started leaving around 9, they declared their plan to meet up at the Ruby Tuesday bar or some such. Is this the life they really want to lead? Some of these people are in their late 20's or 30's. Sort of sad. To top it all off, I only made about $45 in tips from last night. God damnit.