Pissy neighbors who pound on our front door at 2am. My wife answers the door (having previously been asleep) and the bitches proceed to verbally chew her out. Apparently, my playing acoustic guitar to myself in my office, playing on garage band and all, was loud enough to prevent them from sleeping, but not loud enough to wake my wife a room over...?
Come to find out they're the couple in charge of kids' classes at our local congregation for the youngest of children (2-3 years old). Midway through, the woman comes in to the adult class and throws our daughter at my wife saying "You'll just have to take care of her." My daughter is sobbing so hard she's struggling for breath, eyes bright red and puffy, and this bitch is screaming at my wife about how she needs to take her and can't have disruptions in her class. My daughter isn't the type to cry at all, even not getting her way, and so I immediately think she's been hurt - the only time she'll maybe
have a few tears fall, but not gasping for air and so red in the face. And now I want to know exactly what happened in that kids' room. When we finally get her calmed down and ask if she wants to go back to Sunday school, she almost breaks down again, and can just say "No, no! - Just go, just go home"
What the fuck kind of vindictive woman do you have teaching children in church. Holy hell.
- Great, relaxing, spiritually uplifting Sunday, no?