I like winter. Winter's cool in my book. You layer, which looks cool. I don't have to worry about sweating while standing outside. Plus, you may get some snow, and that's usually pretty.
Truth be told, though winter, you've worn out your welcome. I'll admit it, yesterday spring came by for a few hours. I took off work a little early and we hung out. It was nice. Change is good now and again. So maybe you should start heading to the southern hemisphere.
But don't worry; you know how this goes. Five months from now when you're obnoxious brother summer is here and won't stop trying to knock me down, I'll be jonesing for you again.
Now go away.