Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque
TouchÃ© has the accent on the e, which gives it the ay sound.
Would pronouncing douche dou-shay be a douchey thing to do?
Right...accent eglec, I believe. It might be douchey, unless you were speaking French.
J, is Elle va doucher or Elle va se doucher correct in any way...I know it isn't proper futur simple or futur anterieur, but it just strikes me as passable in conversation (and what a conversation.)