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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

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Honestly I must have been bitten by an Armenian during a full moon or something... my hair is really light colored, so you don't see it, but recently my chest hair started growing back over my shoulders, and the missus is threatening to shave, nair or leave me if it makes it down to the bottom of my shoulderblades.


Wait until it starts growing on your genital area. Ginger nuts!
 

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where would one aquire said bucket? I have a lot of fiber in my diet so it wont be from me...


No my immune system is strong its already gone and I am hitting up the gym today at lunch.
 

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I'm confused why a person would wear a bedtime fragrance... I mean, do what makes you happy, but thats definitely a new one.


I'm a fragrance enthusiast. I own a lot of fragrances, so if I just wore one per day, I'd go way too long without getting to smell some of them. So I usually wear about four per day, one of which is the bedtime scent.
 

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Serious question: do you change your sheets daily? I dislike the smell of yesterday's fragrance on my bedding, so if I wear any during the day (which I rarely do), I will generally shower before heading to bed to keep it off the sheets.
 

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Stick your head in a bucket of diarrhea 2 times and only pull it out once, that will cure your cold.


does not work.
 

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annoying customers :fu:
 

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I didn't think you were customer facing - do you have to fill in on the retail floor occasionally?


thankfully i am not. my customers manage to be annoying via email, by being either marsupialed, obnoxious, offensive or just plain stupid. or they manage to pull off all 4, like today.

:censored:
 

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where would one aquire said bucket? I have a lot of fiber in my diet so it wont be from me...
No my immune system is strong its already gone and I am hitting up the gym today at lunch.


Well the the curative effect comes from the decrease in the concentration of oxygen in the body, accompanied by an increase in the concentration of carbon dioxide leading loss of consciousness followed by death. The diarrhea is just there for comedic value, piss or hot vomit could be substituted but wouldn't be quite as funny, water would do in a pinch if you just want a purely utilitarian approach.
 

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why dont i just sit in a garage with it closed and the car running...? You still didnt answer where I would aquire the said bucket? I do work in the city so I am sure vomit would not be hard to come by.

and i didnt know diareea produced more co2 i thought it was nh3
 
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why dont i just sit in a garage with it closed and the car running...? You still didnt answer where I would aquire the said bucket? I do work in the city so I am sure vomit would not be hard to come by.
and i didnt know diareea produced more co2 i thought it was amonia


The car method isn't as funny or as apt for a shithead like you. You don't know how to get a bucket? Or is it the **** you need help with? If the later then just talk into the bucket for a few minutes it should fill up pretty quickly.

Your body produces the CO2 silly.
 

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Maybe he was using a snorkel.
 

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