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post #136 of 140
5/18/09 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is a punchline.

He could be on HBO with this stuff.
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post #137 of 140
5/18/09 at 3:24am
Cook is not funny. Also, he says he has never had an alcoholic drink in his life (a pussy), and his brother stole money from him (can't even keep his brother in line, GTFO). Obviously, he's lame.
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Originally Posted by lame pseudocomedian
I’ve never had a drink of alcohol in my life. I never had a drink or a drug ever. Not to take it too deep; but there’s a moment in your life when you have the opportunity to get into all that, and I remember being really young and I had a friend in school who was kind of like the school stoner. I was hanging with him and a bunch of guys one day and my friend never offered me any drugs but his buddies started offering me some stuff, and I had an epiphany. This has nothing to do with who I am. I would be lying if thought I would enjoy drinking. I like feeling feelings. I like feeling pain, I like going through fear, joy and I don’t like to put anything in my body that either enhances it or skews it. I wanna be as crystal clear on stage as I can.
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
he is doing some kind of new show, there are ads on the radio. I am not trying to jump on the bandwagon, but every "joke" that they showcased in the ad, I was left wondering where the punchline was. I am assuming that they highlight his "good" jokes for the radio ad. I also remember some road tour or something he did for TV, I watched 10 minutes of a "joke" that they were going to play on someone on the tour, I still can't explain what the joke was or where the funny was. He is like Ashton Kutcher, but with less talent.
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post #138 of 140
5/18/09 at 7:30pm
Harmful if Swallowed was funny. The rest is not.

I think that easily sums up Dane Cook's career.
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post #139 of 140
5/18/09 at 11:52pm
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Harmful if Swallowed was funny. The rest is not.

I think that easily sums up Dane Cook's career.

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post #140 of 140
5/19/09 at 4:05am
I watched some of his stuff and I have to admit I laughed, most of it wasn't killer but some stuff got me laughing. As an actor he's miserable though!
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