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Why are hipsters so into waiting in line for brunch?

romafan

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It really is perplexing, and it has been going on for many years!
 

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It's when they wake up. Also, they don't have jobs, nor do they know how to cook, so this satisfies the need for food as well as the constant need to be seen out and seem busy. Duh.

Plus, taking whoever you slept with out in public the next morning is sort of a trophy issue. Bedhead is important. Otherwise she should be wearing one of your shirts, preferably the one you wore the night before.
 
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It's when they wake up. Also, they don't have jobs, nor do they know how to cook, so this satisfies the need for food as well as the constant need to be seen out and seem busy. Duh.
Plus, taking whoever you slept with out in public the next morning is sort of a trophy issue. Bedhead is important. Otherwise she should be wearing one of your shirts, preferably the one you wore the night before.


Portland has much to learn from you, master.
 

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When you were back on the farm, did your parents give you "The Talk" about going out into the world and encountering people who screw outside the fam?
 

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The last time I went to brunch was in 1999 for my grandparents' 50th anniversary. Apparently it's a big deal.
 
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The last time I went to brunch was in 1999 for my grandparents' 50th anniversary. Apparently it's a big deal.


You should get more friends.
 

hoozah

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wtf is brunch? don't tell me what it is, because i clearly know. but wtf?
 

b1os

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Breakfast and lunch evolve to.. brunch.
 

GQgeek

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Because they are ******* idiots. That also explains most of the other things that they do, but you already know that.
 

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I mean when I'm home I go to brunch every Sunday with my family. My parents are definitely not hipsters nor am I
 

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on the east coast they wait in line for cupcakes
 

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