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post #121 of 256
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Originally Posted by CruzAzul View Post

Show some respect. TOM FORD could hit you so hard it would kill your whole family.

I think Tom Ford is tougher than like 4 honey badgers rolled into one. Them honey badgers don't give a shit you know.
post #122 of 256
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Originally Posted by suitedcboy View Post

I think Tom Ford is tougher than like 4 honey badgers rolled into one. Them honey badgers don't give a shit you know.

TOM FORD has a polar bear rug in his den. The polar bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
post #123 of 256
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Originally Posted by CruzAzul View Post


TOM FORD has a polar bear rug in his den. The polar bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

TOM FORD can speak English in three different languages. 

post #124 of 256
TOM FORD is so fat, the only pictures you have of him are from Google Earth.
Wait, am I doing it wrong?
post #125 of 256
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Originally Posted by b1os View Post

TOM FORD is so fat, the only pictures you have of him are from Google Earth.
Wait, am I doing it wrong?

TOM FORD knows where Carmen San Diego is

post #126 of 256
TOM FORD's dick is so large that it was the scene of a military coup d'état and is now known as THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF TOM FORD'S DICK.
post #127 of 256
TOM FORD once kicked Chuck Norris' beard off.
post #128 of 256

TOM FORD CAN touch Mc Hammer

post #129 of 256
When TOM FORD gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.
post #130 of 256
Tom Ford's clothes fit so good and make you look so damn good that nudist colonies are shuttering because the fashion-conscious members won't undress when they arrive.
post #131 of 256
Tom Ford Visited the Vatican and accompanied the Pontiff for an audience. All the people in the piazza wondered who that guy in the bathrobe was standing next to Tom Ford.
post #132 of 256

TOM FORDS calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.... NO ONE fools TOM FORD

post #133 of 256
Hot sauce comes in three flavours: caliente, muy caliente, and TOM FORD.
post #134 of 256
Tom Ford can remember the future.
post #135 of 256
Tom ford is so good looking that heonly has sex with men.
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