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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (Michael Bay Rapes Your Childhood)

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Thread Starter 
WTF THEY ARE ALIENS
Aliens

ALIENS AREN'T MUTANTS
ALIENS AREN'T TURTLES
CAN ALIENS BE NINJAS?

Fine they can be teenagers. So Michael Bay has brought us Teenage Aliens.
ASSHOLE
post #2 of 43
I thought the ooze is alien, not them?
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I thought the ooze is alien, not them?

The answer is that Michael Bay is terrible.
post #4 of 43
Thread Starter 
It gets better.

Bay says THEY'RE NOT EVEN TEENAGE. ASS

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 0/4

Adult Aliens. This sums it up. See the rest here.
81DmY.jpg
post #5 of 43
This movie is going to be horrible.
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Originally Posted by JMRouse View Post

This movie is going to be horrible but I'm still going to be there first in line opening night.

FTFY
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

FTFY

No way. I managed to avoid the Transformer movies too. Only saw the first one because it was shown on an overseas flight I was on. shog[1].gif
post #8 of 43
why does Hollywood think it can rape our youth. M.Bay is a slag and needs to be treated as such.
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Originally Posted by HomerJ View Post

It gets better.
Bay says THEY'RE NOT EVEN TEENAGE. ASS
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 0/4
Adult Aliens. This sums it up. See the rest here. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
81DmY.jpg

facepalm.gif I hate Michael Bay.
post #10 of 43
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Originally Posted by fairy slayer View Post




 
why would you miss the first one?
that was the only decent one made...

We have different definitions of "decent."
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Originally Posted by JMRouse View Post

We have different definitions

FTFY
post #12 of 43
Cant wait to see Vanilla Ice get Blown UP icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Man..... this depresses me. I was a huge TMNT fan when I was young, everything from the original comics to the 90's show. Event the animated film that came out a few years ago was pretty solid. This is just.... sad. It feels almost deliberately bad.
post #14 of 43
My friends and I used to own every toys of the serie and make huge action figures battles.
Bay just rape my childhood with his BULLSHIT.
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And yet, I bet $100 here and now that every one of you is going to pay to see this in the theaters. Americans need to take more personal responsibility for the longevity and success of the menace that is Michael Bay. He's allowed to rape our childhoods because his movies do phenomenally well at the box office. That's all of our faults. Either we can bitch about it, or we can do something about it. Until then, this is our fault every bit as much as it's his.

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