ALIENS AREN'T MUTANTS
ALIENS AREN'T TURTLES
CAN ALIENS BE NINJAS?
Fine they can be teenagers. So Michael Bay has brought us Teenage Aliens.
And yet, I bet $100 here and now that every one of you is going to pay to see this in the theaters. Americans need to take more personal responsibility for the longevity and success of the menace that is Michael Bay. He's allowed to rape our childhoods because his movies do phenomenally well at the box office. That's all of our faults. Either we can bitch about it, or we can do something about it. Until then, this is our fault every bit as much as it's his.