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What would you name a brain supplement?

post #1 of 29
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The title says it all. If you had a supplement that increased cognitive function, memory and focus what would you name it. If I choose a name from this forum i will pay the winner with either cash or a minor equity stake.
post #2 of 29
The side effects of this pill would also make me acutely aware of all that is wrong with the world and everyone in it.
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Dammitol !
post #3 of 29
BrainScam.
post #4 of 29
brainquicken

oh wait...
post #5 of 29
YOUGENEX !

or maybe

UGENEX
post #6 of 29
I would go simple, like Focus +
post #7 of 29
marijuanex
post #8 of 29
Pimmlex
post #9 of 29
American Express Black Card Powder.
post #10 of 29
Envision™
Crystal Clear™
Deja Vu Plus™
Reboot™
NeuroFux™
Thinking Cappers™
Medullaroids™
Spasm™
Neuphoria™
Neurophoria™
Neurosees™
Neurosees Rex (Extra Strength)™
Knowital™
Crosshairs™
Bullseye™
ThirdEye™
Collosus™
MeaDeus™

*note- I haven't Google'd any of these so all respect if any of these already exist.
post #11 of 29
Brainiac 5
post #12 of 29
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

The title says it all. If you had a supplement that increased cognitive function, memory and focus what would you name it. If I choose a name from this forum i will pay the winner with either cash or a minor equity stake.

how are you substantiating those claims
post #13 of 29
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Originally Posted by JohnGalt View Post

how are you substantiating those claims

Dude it is a supplement you can claim whatever the fuck you want as long as you include a *






* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
post #14 of 29
Neuro Boost 9000
post #15 of 29
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Originally Posted by cross22 View Post

Dude it is a supplement you can claim whatever the fuck you want as long as you include a *
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

it's not just FDA, but also FTC.

My posts do not constitute regulatory advice.
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