I'm writing my advice request in the florid prose of J Peterman in hopes of eliciting your response.
Eyes red and haggard looking from searching the internet, I had not found even one review on J Peterman's Aged Lambskin Jacket. This seemingly delectably soft lambskin jacket dominated my every waking thought, its watercolor depiction luring me like the sirens who sang their deadly song to Odysseus and his men. I had hoped this jacket would slake my thirst for a supple leather jacket, but misgivings borne of experience from deals too good to be true dissuade me with earnest vigor. I am wary of this company, given its troubles. The last thing I would want would be realizing I had made a tragic mistake, like that Greek hero's erstwhile yet doomed comrades.
So what do you think, dear reader? Thumbs up or thumbs down?