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post #46 of 51
7/29/12 at 10:00am
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Q: What's the best career for stealing money?

A: Accountant.

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post #47 of 51
7/29/12 at 5:26pm
If you're a great speaker, start as a local politician. Your thread title already indicates a politician's mind set so you're 3 quarters there. Doesn't matter if there's a D or R next to your name, just get in. Salary might be OK, but the palm greasing and getting to know what local projects are coming up is golden information. Tax payers are forcibly on the hook anyway, so you're stealing from them. It's probably the best job for stealing money.
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post #48 of 51
7/30/12 at 7:49pm
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If you're a great speaker, start as a local politician. Your thread title already indicates a politician's mind set so you're 3 quarters there. Doesn't matter if there's a D or R next to your name, just get in. Salary might be OK, but the palm greasing and getting to know what local projects are coming up is golden information. Tax payers are forcibly on the hook anyway, so you're stealing from them. It's probably the best job for stealing money.

Plus, no one pays attention to local politics. Local politics is the best way to steal.

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post #49 of 51
7/30/12 at 11:50pm
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post #50 of 51
7/31/12 at 7:17pm
auto dealership finance manager
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post #51 of 51
8/4/12 at 10:14am
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Originally Posted by Temudjin View Post

If you're a great speaker, start as a local politician. Your thread title already indicates a politician's mind set so you're 3 quarters there. Doesn't matter if there's a D or R next to your name, just get in. Salary might be OK, but the palm greasing and getting to know what local projects are coming up is golden information. Tax payers are forcibly on the hook anyway, so you're stealing from them. It's probably the best job for stealing money.

I agree 100%. Most of the laws written by US government or local politicians designed to make stealing legal ,easy and fun for them. You can be head of RE commission in your state and sit on the board of the largest construction company in the state and that is 100% ok.
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