Originally Posted by Arthur PE
and your dogs anus is red from your abuse
what is your point?
btw: OW is dead, he's probably grey by now
perhaps you meant 'would have been', but I wasn't born then, so that doesn't work either
Oh no, grammar advice from the moron who wrote this
now smear some peanut butter on you inbred needle dick and go find your dog
Present unreal conditionals take would/could/might in the result clause + the base form of the verb, and simple past in the if clause. Osacar Wilde would be envious if he was alive today.
OW wouldn't have been envious of your pathetic comment in the past because you wouldn't have made it yet.