"If there's 3 things I love it's Bugles, ice cream sundaes, and ATTENTION!"
"How do you get fried chicken stains out of a blouse? I don't want to let that grease just sit in the fabric and go to waste."
"To anyone "following" me, I seemed to have dropped my syrup flask. So if you see it, please return it."
"What do they call it when you have postpartum depression but with waffles?"