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MrSmith2U 
Sir, The shoe one wears entirely depends on the membership profile, and the history of the establishment. When I visit The Army and Navy Club, for instance, a typical shoe I wear is my hand grade Belgrave, in chestnut. Whereas when the ladies are not in attendance, at The City of London, for example, I like to dress a little more sombrely with something like an Oxford Bedford, in black. My sorties into 'club land' are somewhat infrequent nowadays. Alas, one feels impelled to maintain the under-used subscription, for appearances sake. yours, Smith.
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MrSmith2U Sirs, Beverage spillages have only ever been a very minor inconvenience in my experience. One is reminded of an unfortunate incident in The Army and Navy in the mid-nineteen eighties when Seppings upset a newly opened bottle of Burgundy. Although no members' footwear was involved, the carpet stain remained until the early nineteen nineties when it was replaced. Seppings was getting on in years and one cannot confirm whether or not he is still in attendance. yours, Smith.
Smith, you are my favorite poster. I just figured out the buddy list function just to stay tuned in to your antics.
Edit: you haven't posted since Feb - come back!
