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post #46 of 62
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Or have you not spent anytime boating?

Neither, but you knew that, Pio.
post #47 of 62
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Or have you not spent anytime boating?

Neither, but you knew that, Pio.

No, I'm confused...or you've not spent anytime boating. I'm not sure how it's being a creepy old guy to mention the plethora of chics that feel the need to take their tops off any time there's a concentration of pleasure craft or that fact this is enjoyable to see.
post #48 of 62
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No, I'm confused...or you've not spent anytime boating. I'm not sure how it's being a creepy old guy to mention the plethora of chics that feel the need to take their tops off any time there's a concentration of pleasure craft or that fact this is enjoyable to see.

It was a joke, brah. I've clearly touched upon sensitive areas for you.
post #49 of 62
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No, I'm confused...or you've not spent anytime boating. I'm not sure how it's being a creepy old guy to mention the plethora of chics that feel the need to take their tops off any time there's a concentration of pleasure craft or that fact this is enjoyable to see.

It was a joke, brah. I've clearly touched upon sensitive areas for you.

While getting old sucks I've accepted it. I just don't want to be creepy!
post #50 of 62
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While getting old sucks I've accepted it. I just don't want to be creepy!

After you reach a certain age I am sure being creepy won't even be bothersome anymore.
post #51 of 62
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While getting old sucks I've accepted it. I just don't want to be creepy!

I had a mental image of you as one of those old boat dudes at the beginning of a porno. Old dude with red skin, white chest hair, and a pot-belly. Cruising for loose broads with a styrofoam cup of whiskey in one hand. You clearly aren't this old, but a boy can dream.
post #52 of 62
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I had a mental image of you as one of those old boat dudes at the beginning of a porno. Old dude with red skin, white chest hair, and a pot-belly. Cruising for loose broads with a styrofoam cup of whiskey in one hand. You clearly aren't this old, but a boy can dream.

I think I've seen that one.
post #53 of 62
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While getting old sucks I've accepted it. I just don't want to be creepy!

I had a mental image of you as one of those old boat dudes at the beginning of a porno. Old dude with red skin, white chest hair, and a pot-belly. Cruising for loose broads with a styrofoam cup of whiskey in one hand. You clearly aren't this old, but a boy can dream.

Ah, nah, have not done much boating since I moved away from the Great Lakes when I was still (relatively) young and virile. Happily married old guy now...not that I wouldn't look if some fine young thing was parading around!

Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.
post #54 of 62
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Ah, nah, have not done much boating since I moved away from the Great Lakes when I was still (relatively) young and virile. Happily married old guy now...not that I wouldn't look if some fine young thing was parading around!
Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.

Darn, I was hoping you were still boating. I was having a great day dream that involved Neo and I sunning on a small boat, topless natch, when you and RSS came speeding by splashing us in your massive wake. This playful boating adventure leads to Neo and I becoming two very happy manbrides for older, respectable gentlemen. There would be lots of eggs and caviar at the ensuing breakfasts, but you know I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this.
post #55 of 62
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Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.

Truth.
post #56 of 62
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Ah, nah, have not done much boating since I moved away from the Great Lakes when I was still (relatively) young and virile. Happily married old guy now...not that I wouldn't look if some fine young thing was parading around!
Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.

Darn, I was hoping you were still boating. I was having a great day dream that involved Neo and I sunning on a small boat, topless natch, when you and RSS came speeding by splashing us in your massive wake. This playful boating adventure leads to Neo and I becoming two very happy manbrides for older, respectable gentlemen. There would be lots of eggs and caviar at the ensuing breakfasts, but you know I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this.

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Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.

Truth.

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post #57 of 62

I don't actually like Martinis all that much.

 

~H

post #58 of 62
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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser View Post

I would trust a bartender at an upscale steakhouse to get almost everything right, particularly if the clientele are affluent middle-aged men who are the likeliest to be into classic cocktails. Last night, I went to a spirits tasting at a steakhouse in the W Hotel. One of the customers, a white, middle-aged man dressed in a suit, ordered a Manhattan as his opening cocktail. Being a huge Manhattan fan, I watched the bartender (Korean man who looked to be in his 30s or 40s) closely. He stirred the drink, added two drops of bitters (a detail many bartenders miss) and finished with a cherry that was not neon red in color. Granted, a Manhattan is not a difficult drink to make, but I have confidence that this bartender could competently make any drink I might order.

I drank two Maker's Manhattans at an after-work event last night. The bartender shook the Manhattans in a Boston shaker, which resulted in ice shards in my drink, and didn't add any bitters. I cried a little inside. To be fair, the drinks were free and there was a constant line at the bar.
post #59 of 62
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Ah, nah, have not done much boating since I moved away from the Great Lakes when I was still (relatively) young and virile. Happily married old guy now...not that I wouldn't look if some fine young thing was parading around!
Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.

Darn, I was hoping you were still boating. I was having a great day dream that involved Neo and I sunning on a small boat, topless natch, when you and RSS came speeding by splashing us in your massive wake. This playful boating adventure leads to Neo and I becoming two very happy manbrides for older, respectable gentlemen. There would be lots of eggs and caviar at the ensuing breakfasts, but you know I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this.

I forgot to acknowledge what a quality post this was. laugh.gif Well played.
post #60 of 62
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post

I don't actually like Martinis all that much.

~H

Seriously? Why is that? do you find them a little, dunno what the right word is but a little boring?
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