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For Sale:
Don't make Etro angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Will Ship To: Anywhere

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Behold: ETRO

ETRO, for the uninitiated, is the emotional and impulsive alter ego of the withdrawn and reserved Luigi Borrelli. He appeared shortly after Luigi was accidentally exposed to the blast of a test detonation of a special fabric he invented for the Italian government. Subsequently, Luigi will involuntarily transform into ETRO, depicted as a giant, colorful, humanoid shirt leading to extreme complications in Luigi's life.

Although ETRO's coloration has varied throughout history, his most consistent shade is bad-ass paisley. As ETRO, Luigi is capable of significant feats of strength and unparalleled acts of retail value, the magnitude of which increases in direct proportion to his pattern's flamboyancy. Strong emotions such as anger, terror and grief are also triggers for forcing Luigi's transformation into ETRO.

ETRO is pictured here in size 40 (but he fits like a Large -- check measurements below)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.




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MEASUREMENTS


Shoulders: 18.5"
P2P: 24"
Sleeve: 25" from shoulder seam to end of cuff (along the outside of the sleeve) or
25.3" from shoulder seam to center of cuff


FABRIC / CONDITION

Made of very fine, thin cotton, with 4% elastane for a bit of give. It's not see-through or anything, but it is thinner than an OCBD, and smoother, easily foldable. The only issue I can ID is mildl wrinkling, comparable to that of a rose petal. (See pics). Solid used condition.




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Edited by noob - 2/27/12 at 1:24am
post #2 of 7

Your descriptions are approaching Synthese levels.

 

Shirt is pretty great. If it were smaller I'm sure Uncontrol (he still around?) would buy it.

post #3 of 7
Damn you for not being a 38. I loved this shirt when it first came out and was furious when I could not get it in my size. Good luck on the sale.
post #4 of 7
I don't mean to make ETRO angry. I'd just like to know if ETRO has measurements and a condition report on ETRO shirt. Please and thank you.
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Originally Posted by usctrojans31 View Post

I loved this shirt when it first came out and was furious when I could not get it in my size. Good luck on the sale.

Thanks! biggrin.gif

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Originally Posted by applky View Post

Your descriptions are approaching Synthese levels... Shirt is pretty great. If it were smaller I'm sure Uncontrol (he still around?) would buy it.

I agree, Synthese is very talented. This, I'm afraid, was just lifted from Wikipedia. shog[1].gif

If you check the WAYWT thread, you'll see Uncontrol has himself undergone a transformation into BRAD-T. teacha.gif

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Originally Posted by CruzAzul View Post

I don't mean to make ETRO angry. I'd just like to know if ETRO has measurements and a condition report on ETRO shirt. Please and thank you.

Good call. Updated!
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Originally Posted by noobizor View Post

If you check the WAYWT thread, you'll see Uncontrol has himself undergone a transformation into BRAD-T. :teach:

 

Mind blown, etc. It's for this reason I don't check WAYWT (actually many other reasons).

 

He will always be Uncontrol in our hearts!

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