Use "shitty" and "knockoff-wearing douche" to describe someone who just looking for fun IS RUDE and ALWAYS RUDE, unless you are a redneck with no education at all then I would completely understand your logic of "not to be rude" or else you are just have heavy misunderstanding on basic language usage.
For all the CNC machine involved building in Rolex and Panerai and even their relatively new corrosive resistant Super Case plus movements and manual labour costs, still ain't going to cost you thousands of grands to make such a watch. It's all about branding, do some research about the prices dealers get from Rolex, you will know how much they earn from you.
Wearing Panerai is fun and be chill with it with fellow Panerai fans are great but wearing a Panerai and try to pretend you were aristocrat or whatever and could get chicks is DISTASTEFUL. Be a douche with a Panerai? Completely distasteful.
Even wearing a 100 grand up MilSub is not going to get you confidence and class, if you think expensive things can make you confident and classy, you are gamed. Class and confidence are qualities of` real men and real men rely on their intelligence, determination and kindness, they are all subtle, not showy. They know the value of something NOT the "price" of them. They don't care if people call them hero or not.
If you still don't get it
1. You're the douche
2. I have a very nice oceanfront mansion priced at twenty grand USD per square feet for sale and it's around 10000 SQ FT (do the math yourself) including basement in one of the major city on earth, PM me if you are interested, I mean seriously interested.
What a douchey first post... Oh, and might I add, entirely uninformed about watchmaking.
Probably best to forego a second post.