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post #76 of 286
What are you even
talking about brocephus?
Dude, just stop. for real.
post #77 of 286
Here's what I say to your bullshit and constricting poetic structure.... suck my taint.
post #78 of 286
Drunk lonely bitter
All the texts in the world are
futile. You are fail.
post #79 of 286
Moon pie fried fatback
RC Cola chitlins pork
Obesity prevails
post #80 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

Drunk lonely bitter
All the texts in the world are
futile. You are fail.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

Moon pie fried fatback
RC Cola chitlins pork
Obesity prevails

When did this thread turn into FLMM's autobiography? confused.gif
post #81 of 286
i wish that my poop
did not smell so damn awful
do not go in there
post #82 of 286
Wanted a Moon Pie -
Wound up with a Met-Rx bar.
God I am so fail.

But I have to say,
This Met-Rx bar is tasty
plus, it was on sale!
post #83 of 286

I bought myself beer.

Kidney meds make things taste weird.

This beer is fine, though.

post #84 of 286
i should go to bed
nothing left to do right now
why am i awake
post #85 of 286
Hell yes, everyone!
My mojo isn't back yet,
but it's getting close.

Out of bed at four
I changed the oil in the Jeep
then woke up the kids
post #86 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

i should go to bed
nothing left to do right now
why am i awake

Dude seriously?
I can't wait to go to bed -
but, I rise early.

If it weren't for chores
I would get to sleep before
our baby girl does.
post #87 of 286
i seem to have some
strange aversion to going
to bed in the night
post #88 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

i seem to have some
strange aversion to going
to bed in the night

Perhaps Mrs. Stitch
should check under the bed for
rabid dust bunniez
post #89 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

i seem to have some
strange aversion to going
to bed in the night


Could it really be?

patrickBooth was really right?

Stitch is a vampire?

post #90 of 286
mr. stitch is not
some twilight vampire fag
just a night owl
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