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post #61 of 259
2/28/12 at 12:57pm
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

this is why youre fat.
dammit t-bone, gain control!
I believe in you.

I'm glad you believe.
But I don't believe in me.
Moon Pie has my faith.
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post #62 of 259
2/28/12 at 12:58pm
Thread Starter 
I want to eat now
my balls are wet in my pants
I am still at work
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post #63 of 259
2/28/12 at 12:59pm
I don't tell my son:
Moon Pies and Ramen Noodles -
what I ate in school.
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post #64 of 259
2/28/12 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

hey - what would happen
if I returned to poasting
only in haiku?
Would it make your day?
would you chuckle,maybe smile?
or just shake your head.

i would huzzah a
thousand huzzahs and claim you
king of teh forum
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post #65 of 259
2/29/12 at 7:12am
Thread Starter 
Seeing the tailor
goodbye to my tax return
looking good is cool
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post #66 of 259
2/29/12 at 9:13am
teh wife is happy
her car is finally fixed!
No more clunky-clunk.
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post #67 of 259
2/29/12 at 7:19pm
vaycay was so nice
back at home not quite as much
good thing no work yet
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post #68 of 259
2/29/12 at 7:42pm
no proposal, nope
not even a ladyboy
guess I will rent one
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post #69 of 259
2/29/12 at 7:59pm
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

no proposal, nope
not even a ladyboy
guess I will rent one


why buy a used cow

when you can get milk dirt cheap?

They charge by the hour.

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post #70 of 259
2/29/12 at 8:05pm
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Originally Posted by Liam O View Post



why buy a used cow
when you can get milk dirt cheap?
They charge by the hour.

two hundred per hour
that is the ladyboy price
cheaper to marry
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post #71 of 259
2/29/12 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post


two hundred per hour
that is the ladyboy price
cheaper to marry


In the USA

Two todgers may not marry

Even one with boobs.

 

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post #72 of 259
2/29/12 at 8:15pm
ladyboy outlaw
that is who I will marry
let the law be damned!
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post #73 of 259
3/1/12 at 5:28am
Thread Starter 
A lump in my butt
I am going to push it
in your cereal
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post #74 of 259
3/1/12 at 5:33am
Anyone thinking
this thread ran its course yet? I
mean, nothing left to say.
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post #75 of 259
3/1/12 at 5:47am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Anyone thinking
this thread ran its course yet? I
mean, nothing left to say.

See your edina
I will raise your edina
two more edina
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