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post #46 of 286
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Look on the bright side:
Ed, for once you did not fail
Defend DT? Win!
It's not all rednecks.
Foreigners, some Yankees, too.
DT, open mind.
FFS, pB
Lighten up. DT's the best
Might help you unbind

Things that pop up in
DT could get me fired from
work. Not worth it really.
post #47 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Things that pop up in
DT could get me fired from
work. Not worth it really.

Yes, click with caution
A few ffffuuuu.gif moments at work
Must use discretion
post #48 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

This was supposed to
be MY haiku thread you fucks!
Constipation sucks

what did you expect

the whole of styling forums

should refrain from art
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

Stitches gets bitches
And bitches become witches
Oy vey, it's a trap!

indeed he sure does

mine has not transformed to date

one bitch in my house

(hint, its me)
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Noob, lurketh more please
Consult Stitch for history
Haiku is DT's

here i am my man

MrG is right. these threads.

yes, i have seen them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Things that pop up in
DT could get me fired from
work. Not worth it really.

that is your mistake

DT ruleth the fora

far worth any risk.
post #49 of 286
Thread Starter 
The Blow was short lived
as all bands are today, ha!
Tomatoes are gross
post #50 of 286
going on vaycay

nice to get away. best have

internet access
post #51 of 286
Fuck you bitch! Fuck you
bitch! Fuck you bitch! Fuck you bitch!
Fuck you bitch! Fuck you.
post #52 of 286
the lovely Aimee
Mann writes the soundtrack for the
mondo depresso
post #53 of 286
hey - what would happen
if I returned to poasting
only in haiku?

Would it make your day?
would you chuckle,maybe smile?
or just shake your head.
post #54 of 286
Truth be told, it was...
Pretty annoying. So yeah.
Don't. Seriously.
post #55 of 286
well, coming from you...
perhaps I should just go hit
on a co-worker

Come on , Edina,
if that was such massive fail,
surely you'd approve.

yep, sure...shake your head
declaim my grand intentions...
I think you're jealous

Because epic fail
always - hands down - always beats
quotidian fail
post #56 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Truth be told, it was...
Pretty annoying. So yeah.
Don't. Seriously.

Lies. All rotten lies.
Not annoying, amusing.
10 Edina post
post #57 of 286
Goddammit, Moon Pie
One on Monday, one Tuesday
and now I want more.
post #58 of 286
Anyone got a
Dr. Pepper? Serious.
Getting fatter now.
post #59 of 286
Moon Pie, oh Moon Pie.
marshmallow and sweet cardboard,
irresistable.
post #60 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Goddammit, Moon Pie
One on Monday, one Tuesday
and now I want more.

this is why youre fat.
dammit t-bone, gain control!
I believe in you.
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