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post #331 of 344
Is it time for beer?
It is always time for beer.
Who has got the beer?
post #332 of 344
I love pizza and
I love beef Wellington and
I am getting fat
post #333 of 344
Bagels lox Cream cheese
Salami Bologna ham
Not served together
post #334 of 344
Norwegian welting
Looks pretty to many but
Not very useful
post #335 of 344
too much alcohol
Insufficient gym time makes
Jon rolly poly
post #336 of 344
Missed a haiku day
Responsibility sucks
Pretty much always
post #337 of 344
Fucking breakfast time.
A Bloody Mary, quick please!
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post #338 of 344
striking the correct
Balance is tough between jokes
And serious thoughts
post #339 of 344
Genoa, Grado
Adriatic, Aegean
Venice ruled them all
post #340 of 344
Ace of base, milli
Vanilli, NKOB,
90's music's kool
post #341 of 344
A rip, a torrent,
A young woman shrieks in pain,
Public toilets smell
post #342 of 344
I smell cooking eggs.
I am not cooking the eggs.
From whence do I smell?
post #343 of 344
Thread Starter 
Have not drunk much wine
but I have drunk martinis
this is for Travers
post #344 of 344
Thread Starter 
Fucking rain pains me
it is hard to fuck the rain
still, fuck the rain hard
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