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post #286 of 305
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Two hour commute
Because the MTA sucks
and so does the snow

My commute was fine
But still I had to shovel
Fuck salt everywhere
post #287 of 305
Thread Starter 
Fucking hate the rain
Sydney has got a new twist
Do you recognize?
post #288 of 305
Thread Starter 
UFO over
NYC and snow makes things
really annoying
post #289 of 305

I love the snow,

but where I live,

nature just piss, ain't seein' no shit.

 

LOL!

post #290 of 305
Here I sit, Broken hearted
Had to shit
But only farted
post #291 of 305
Thread Starter 
My balls have been choked
by an annoying friday
Need a martini
post #292 of 305
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

My balls have been choked
by an annoying friday
Need a martini

Mix it with Vodka, 

Shaken not Stir,

And lemon peel. 

post #293 of 305
Thread Starter 
Vodka martinis
are for douchebags who don't like
real spirits like gin

Shaken Martini
tastes like absolute shit, James
Bond was fictional
post #294 of 305
I do like a good
lemon peel, but vodka is
for Cossacks and poorz
post #295 of 305
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Vodka martinis
are for douchebags who don't like
real spirits like gin

Shaken Martini
tastes like absolute shit, James
Bond was fictional

LOL!

post #296 of 305

Checking the heck out

all over the web

for some good leathers

that make best waxed calf

 

Pulling my hair

out of my head,

"Which hide to choose?"

"Tandy's or what's best?"

post #297 of 305
Do you understand what a haiku is?
post #298 of 305
I do
understand
what the heck Haiku is.

But I just
cannot help
when poetic blood just flows through.
post #299 of 305
Thread Starter 
Normal shoes today
at last because of the snow
I missed the feeling
post #300 of 305
I have been wearing
Alden Cordo boots
last two weeks

I have received
several compliments
on them.
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