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post #256 of 286
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Somebody asked me
what kind of toothpaste I use
Crest Pro Health toothpase
post #257 of 286
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Carbs are bad for you
because they make my tummy
feel really awkward
post #258 of 286
Going to prison
if not back in one hour
call the President
post #259 of 286
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search for ironing
board is very difficult
I could use a drink
post #260 of 286
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Been a long time since
I rock and rolled, been a long
time, been a long time
post #261 of 286
During holidays
No one is in the office
Great time for long poops
post #262 of 286
stiff winter wind blows
other poasters write haiku
fucking pretenders
post #263 of 286
where did the time go
don't want to see the new year
pour me another

I poured me some more
I got drunk and I fell down
kept drinking, felt floor

staring into beer
while I take another shot
I drank it all down

pouring and drinking
I got drunk and I fell down
the floor is very hard

staggering along
blinded by the booze and rage
why don't I stay down
post #264 of 286
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Two hour bus rise
I have to go to Philly
With broken headphones
post #265 of 286
It is 1 o'clock
Yes I will have another
Time to call hookers.
post #266 of 286
damn hookers crying
they tell me their sad stories
not what I wanted
post #267 of 286
best friend brought his wife
and daughter for the weekend.
sad to see it end.
post #268 of 286
man, it's cold outside
I need to start running more
'cause I'm getting fat
post #269 of 286
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It was not sunny
In Philly, and I think I
am losing my voice
post #270 of 286
I <3 oatmeal, with
fruit, nuts, and white chocolate
...not so healthy now.
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