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post #226 of 288
A question for you:
Why did you get out of bed,
if the weather sucked?
post #227 of 288
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Gotta get paid, son
It is a shame, the weather
Gotta pay the bills
post #228 of 288
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Getting a haircut
then trying to get some sleep
It's only wednesday
post #229 of 288
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Getting a haircut
then trying to get some sleep
It's only wednesday

 

I got a haircut!

You need to drink less caffeine,

your head will explode.

post #230 of 288
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Hellish week at work
A lot to do at home too
Clowny, clown, clown, clown
post #231 of 288
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Finished with some stuff
Now doing even more stuff
Fuck the fucking rain
post #232 of 288
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The summer blows, hard
as does the winds from my ass
what to eat tonight?
post #233 of 288
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

The summer blows, hard
as does the winds from my ass
what to eat tonight?

 

meat mutton steak beef

turducken bacon chicken

deep fried fucking veal.

 

_______

 

Patrick, I must say,

My cat takes after you now,

has not shit in days.

post #234 of 288
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Why are you aware
of your cats bowel movements?
Now, I am hungry
post #235 of 288
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Why are you aware
of your cats bowel movements?
Now, I am hungry

Cat is a glutton
Did not eat for five days straight.
Half a grand vet bill.
post #236 of 288
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Get rid of the cat
then get rid of your lady
and go bowling nude
post #237 of 288

I like the damn cat,

The lady is a great cook,

would roll the wrong balls.

post #238 of 288
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Busy social life
tires me out more than work
carrot juice is weird
post #239 of 288
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No sense in outside
sleepy rainy monday day
have to clean bathroom
post #240 of 288
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I hate ironing
but I do it better than
the Korean guy
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