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post #211 of 259
4/30/12 at 11:39am
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

My stomach not right
the weekend debauchery
causes pain, in ass!

i have gone ahead
and fixed that for you pB
your welcome good sir
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post #212 of 259
5/1/12 at 11:02am
Thread Starter 
Style Forum needs
a swimsuit calendar for
wanking purposes
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post #213 of 259
5/1/12 at 4:21pm
do you mean to say
the kind with the smokin babes
or the kind with doods
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post #214 of 259
5/2/12 at 1:36pm
Thread Starter 
the kind with us, mang
nothing like some swinging balls
and really cool shoes
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post #215 of 259
5/2/12 at 3:03pm
i would strut my stuff
for a styfo hunk photo
speedo on, thats it
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post #216 of 259
5/2/12 at 3:15pm
I need to find
a profession where i can
make more money
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post #217 of 259
5/2/12 at 3:32pm
i have ideas
you could try prostitution
or selling hard drugs
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post #218 of 259
5/3/12 at 4:53am
Thread Starter 
Turn off your mind relax
and float downstream, it is not
dying. Miss you, John.
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post #219 of 259
5/7/12 at 1:41pm
Thread Starter 
Ambien penis
I'm glad I did not email
my mother, oh man!
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post #220 of 259
5/8/12 at 9:58am
Thread Starter 
Doing other groups
work for them makes me livid
Jesus soaps up arms
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post #221 of 259
5/9/12 at 5:16am
Thread Starter 
Year closer to death
My bathroom needs a cleaning
So it's my birthday
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post #222 of 259
5/10/12 at 12:07pm
Thread Starter 
Don't know what to do
Go out or stay home tonight?
Take me home tonight
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post #223 of 259
5/14/12 at 11:08am
Thread Starter 
Don't feel well today
I just want to drink some wine
at my comfy home
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post #224 of 259
5/15/12 at 8:14am
Getting out of bed:
A haiku for all of us
NO NO NO NO NO!
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post #225 of 259
5/15/12 at 8:17am
Thread Starter 
Shitty rainy day
bad for shoes and for creases
fuck me in the ass
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