Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

[MrG]

I'm a night owl, too
Prefer sleep two to 10a
Alas, work's at eight.

 

[in stitches]

ZO M G Mr
G, that is exactly my
dilema. it sucks

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Hungry stomach hurts
Busy week for me forsooth!
I hate little kids

 

[in stitches]

New job starts today

I hope I find my way there

vacation time yet?

 

[Thomas]

ran the marathon,
people ask me: Did I win?
HA HA HA *snort* HA!

Peeps, YOU SO FUNNY
Just having finished is a
miracle itself.

Just forty years old,
Today I get up and move
like Abe Vigoda

People tilt their heads
and ask me if I'm crazy:
I paid to do this!

 

[Liam O]

My freaking neck hurts.
But I have work to get done.
Tomorrow will suck.

 

[in stitches]

first day at new job
how did it go you ask me
quite well thank you sir

 

[Thomas]



first day at new job
how did it go you ask me
quite well thank you sir

Thomas is jelly
once again I extend my
congratulations

 

[in stitches]



Thomas is jelly
once again I extend my
congratulations

thanks, be not jelly
you will land big CPA
job soon i am sure

 

[patrickBOOTH]

All people in this
thread sound like son of saphir
isn't that funny?

 

[Rambo]

After voiding my
bowels I still haven't
taken a **** since

 

[in stitches]

lunch break oh lunch break
time to visit internets
and styling forums

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Approaching hot temps
make me severely depressed
**** your swimming pool

 

[MrG]



first day at new job
how did it go you ask me
quite well thank you sir

Happy for teh Stitch
Will be my turn soon, I hope
But, until then,

 

[edinatlanta]

This thread sucks. Squirrel and ban OP, thanks.