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post #151 of 259
3/15/12 at 8:14pm
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I hate washing my
coffee cup during work time
I need an intern


you should just drink tea

I never have to wash things

always tastes just fine.

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post #152 of 259
3/16/12 at 12:31pm
Thread Starter 
I sucked a big dick
Stitches was very happy
I am lying, gross.
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post #153 of 259
3/16/12 at 12:48pm
Oh, St. Patty's Day
Green beer, drunken wenches then
Irishman coming
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post #154 of 259
3/17/12 at 9:16pm
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I sucked a big dick
Stitches was very happy
I am lying, gross.

booth only lying
about sucking any dick
end of line one true
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post #155 of 259
3/18/12 at 6:29pm
new suit and new tie
dayum i looked good today
much improved indeed
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post #156 of 259
3/19/12 at 6:32am
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Ugh, I feel pregnant
Fun weekend means mad bowels
Coffee is the cure
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post #157 of 259
3/19/12 at 7:13am
i feel bloated too
i hope i can make a poo
hows that sound to you
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post #158 of 259
3/22/12 at 12:51pm
Thread Starter 
A very hard week
and a very hard weekend
coming up too soon
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post #159 of 259
3/22/12 at 1:54pm
yo i can tell you
something else that is hard too
would you liek to guess
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post #160 of 259
3/23/12 at 6:57am
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It will be over
sooner than I think it will
I hate the summer
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post #161 of 259
3/23/12 at 7:37am
family is sick
i hope i can stay healthy
good drugs are the key
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post #162 of 259
3/24/12 at 3:51pm
time to get ready
tonight I think I'll stay in
have to read for class

satisfied.gif
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post #163 of 259
3/26/12 at 5:52am
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Hungover today
can't wait to go home and sleep
penis and ball sack
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post #164 of 259
3/26/12 at 6:35am

fuck this professor

dickhead communist moron

who let this douche teach?

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post #165 of 259
3/26/12 at 6:36am
only 6 more days
and i im off to augusta
mini vacay win
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