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post #121 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

purim purim yay
purim purim yay purim
purim yay purim


It seems apparent

Purim is stitch's favorite

If only for booze

 

post #122 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

My recent posting
Sucks like a thousand hoovers
But I just can't stop.

it could be far worse
all of your posting could suck
like a thousand hoov
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liam O View Post

It seems apparent
Purim is stitch's favorite
If only for booze

while it is up there
i dont think i have a true
favorite. um, um.
post #123 of 286
Thread Starter 
Ambien is cool
if you can remember all
Pass the wine, thank You.
post #124 of 286

Took Ambien Once

Only thing I remember:

Exiting dryer....

post #125 of 286
Don't need Ambien
I fall asleep, no problem
but everyone else...

I get woken up
by everyone, all the time
no rest for weary

the baby, the son -
should put them on Ambien;
and the cats as well!

Winter breeze returns,
one last fling before the heat,
gosh it's nice outside.
post #126 of 286
Thread Starter 
Ingrown hair on neck
is really killing me and
I am getting scared
post #127 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Ingrown hair on neck
is really killing me and
I am getting scared

maybe a tumor?
anyway, get thee to a
dermatologist

they can numb the spot,
start digging for the stray hair,
and start you on meds
post #128 of 286

for just five dollars

I will cut the tumor off.

You bring the vino.

post #129 of 286
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

maybe a tumor?
anyway, get thee to a
dermatologist
they can numb the spot,
start digging for the stray hair,
and start you on meds

I don't want to pay my $300 deductable. shog[1].gif
post #130 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

My recent posting
Sucks like a thousand hoovers
But I just can't stop.

Recent? confused.gif If
you bitches were any good
you'd do a sonnets.
post #131 of 286
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Recent? confused.gif If
you bitches were any good
you'd do a sonnets.


One does not simply
Walk into a haiku thread
and ask for sonnets.
post #132 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

One does not simply
Walk into a haiku thread
and ask for sonnets.

much better than your original
post #133 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I don't want to pay my $300 deductable. shog[1].gif

Your deductible
may not come into play here -
pay out of pocket?

From what I gather
this should not be a big deal,
but I could be wrong

surely your doctor
won't bill your insurance co
for just a phone call
post #134 of 286
Quote:
Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

much better than your original

I have to admit,
I don't re-visit my posts
but I liked that one.
post #135 of 286
im not hungover
this is a good thing, as i
am at work today
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