How not to text a guy after a first date

I thought your name was Albert?

Holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've read in Allah knows how long. Happens to me 1-2 times a year.

Somebody please put this woman in touch with one Ed from Atlanta.

So much fail. I can't believe she actually stopped texting after the twenty-third "I promise you'll never hear from me again".

eric:

i was having a really shitty day and none of my friends want to hang out tonight but reading this made my day. thanks

Another redditor.

jj can find true happiness in the arms of an sf member

Can't get over this part, so fucking hilarious.

lulz

Yay reddit

Whodini I think you're being kind of a jerk honestly, she just seems like she's in love.

Edit: I didn't mean to call you a jerk Whodini, but seriously you should think about what you post.

Edit 2: I see you haven't responded to me. Did I do something wrong?

Edit 3: I just wanted to comment on your post but I guess you're too big to care when someone takes the time out of their day to comment on something you wrote.

Edit 4: Ok sorry that was out of line, I got mean but really I just commented because I thought what you posted was interesting and I wanted you to maybe respond to my WAYWT submission.

Edit 5: Ok no fuck you Whodini you still haven't answered and I'm not going to put up with this. I'm putting you on ignore and you should do the same.

Edit 6: I wasn't thinking straight and I took you off ignore, but If you don't want to talk can you please just tell me?

Edit 7: You know what, I'm done trying to even comment on anything you write since it's clear you just make posts and then don't care when people respond.

Edit 8: No wait I just lashed out because I have no self confidence. I just bought new jeans, can I email you fit pics?

Edit 9: Ok you still haven't fucking responded fuck you I've been thinking about you all day and you don't care.

Edit 10: I'm really sorry I'm just going through some stuff now and am depressed and don't want you to be mad at me.

Edit 11: Ok you're still not answering but if I organized a meetup would you come?

Edit 12: I'm just embarrassing myself now but I guess it's too late to care now so I'll just be sitting here browsing SW&D waiting for you to answer.

Edit 13: You know what I just decided I'm going to delete my account here and start posting on SuFu. Thanks for making me feel welcome here.

Edit 14: Ok I lied, I can't bear to part with the threads. I sent you a PM, can you respond?

Edit 15: MgM, that's a really clever observation about how to solve the obesity issue.

Edit 16: Sorry I responded in the wrong place, do you just want me to stop responding to your thread?

Edit 17: Ok well I guess this is what happens when I try to join a new site and get to know people. You won't be seeing me here anymore.

Edit 18: Ok that's enough crazy alcohol fueled fake edits for the night. This isn't in Dumb Threads yet after all.

Alex: