No way, dude -- we must combine our powers to weather this storm.
I've got a nice, unworn, slim black linen coat by Theory. It's really nice, but the shoulders have passants or epaulets, depending on your level of nerdery, lending it a slight militar-ish feel. Been meaning to have those removed, but haven't gotten around to it, as I already have a go-to in that area. Just sayin'.
Anyway, this is doubly bad because my fiance loves the look of a man in a black suit and wants me to incorporate them somewhere. But....where?
I told her it was the equivalent of wishing someone would die.