From a looks perspective, the most beautiful girl I ever dated was the second runner-up in the Miss Maryland pageant.
This was close to 20 years ago.
At the time she had been winning smaller pageants, modeling for department stores, etc. for years.
She was a natural beauty with curves on her that could put most racing yachts to shame.
We dated for approximately 3 months with a couple booty calls afterwards.
The problem: she was dumb as a box of rocks.
No sense of humor except for her two G-rated knock-knock jokes. She was in nursing school but beyond that and her raw beauty, she possessed no real complexity or charm.
The irony, however, is that while publicly she portrayed this Blanche DuBois social propriety facade, she quickly shed that pretense once in the bedroom.
Alas, those curves and bedroom eyes weren't enough. Man cannot live on bread alone.