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Finding Bigfoot

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Of course they're super-sneaky! How else could an eight-foot-tall creature avoid detection and classification by science over the past 400 years while living all over North America right under our very noses, it would seem.


Also rather amazing that we've never found any fossils (since the hedgehogs get all the normal corpses) of anything resembling one.
 

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Also rather amazing that we've never found any fossils (since the hedgehogs get all the normal corpses) of anything resembling one.


Or maybe, like some primitive tribes were reputed to do, the BFs eat their own dead. That would explain the lack of remains.

Actually, finding a wild hedgehog in North America would be perhaps more remarkable than finding a Bigfoot, if less sensational. At least a fair number of people claim to have seen a Bigfoot.

Since hedgehogs weigh on the average about two pounds, a BF corpse weighing perhaps 750 pounds would be job of work for the little fellows to dispose of!
 

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I bet idfnl has some theories to explain that.
 

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I bet idfnl has some theories to explain that.


On cannibalism?

Most cannibalism happens underwater or as a consequence of size domination within the species. As there are indications that a BF may be mostly an herbivore, its doubtful.

Plus, eating the bones?

I'd believe burial happens before eating each other.

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In other news... how about your friends chuck you off the boat in front of a shark? How ******* stupid.



[VIDEO][/VIDEO]





Conversely, this snake prank got a chuckle out of me:


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http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/i-can-create-neanderthal-baby-20130122-2d3u7.html


A Harvard scientist has said it would be possible to clone a Neanderthal baby from ancient DNA if he could find a woman willing to act as a surrogate.

The process would not be legal in many countries and would involve using DNA extracted from fossils.

George Church, a genetics professor of Harvard School of Medicine, said that the process was possible and that far from being brutal and primitive, Neanderthals were intelligent beings.

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He told Der Spiegel, the German magazine: "I have already managed to attract enough DNA from fossil bones to reconstruct the DNA of the human species largely extinct. Now I need an adventurous female human."
 

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This business about creating a modern human x Neanderthal hybrid reminds me of the experiments of Ilya Ivanov in the Soviet Union in the 1920s. He tried hybridizing apes and humans without success. According to some accounts, this was at the suggestion of Comrade Stalin, who thought such hybrids might be useful as front line infantry or mine workers. The experiments were unsuccessful, and Ivanov fell out of favor with Stalin and died in a labor camp (I think) in Kazakhstan. The local Bigfoots of the Caucasus mountains, usually called kaptars are sometimes supposed to be the results of Ivanov's experiments.

There are some freaky humans who look like ape hybrids, e.g., Bassou the ape-man of Morocco, and Julia Pastrana, the Mexican ape-woman, in the 19th century. Bassou is (not sure if he's still alive or not) probably just a poor malformed, developmentally disabled fellow, but Julia Pastrana was a talented singer and dancer and fluent in three languages. If anything, she looked the more apish of the two.

There was also Oliver, the bipedal chimp, who was once supposed to possibly be the result of a human-chimp crossing although testing showed him to be just a regular chimp. I once saw Oliver exhibited many years ago, back in the '70s sometime. The ape cashed in his chips this past year.

Not sure what you'd get with a modern-Neanderthal cross. The contemporary reconstructions of Neanderthals make them look very much like us, much more so than a lot of older images. Of course there is much we don't know, e.g., how much body hair they had and such. I note that some scientists are challenging the recent claims based on DNA analysis that most moderns have Neanderthal ancestry. Gib may get on my case for being anti-scientific, but I am profoundly distrustful of an awful lot of the DNA analysis that goes on.
 

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There was also Oliver, the bipedal chimp, who was once supposed to possibly be the result of a human-chimp crossing although testing showed him to be just a regular chimp. I once saw Oliver exhibited many years ago, back in the '70s sometime. The ape cashed in his chips this past year.

Not sure what you'd get with a modern-Neanderthal cross. The contemporary reconstructions of Neanderthals make them look very much like us, much more so than a lot of older images. Of course there is much we don't know, e.g., how much body hair they had and such. I note that some scientists are challenging the recent claims based on DNA analysis that most moderns have Neanderthal ancestry. Gib may get on my case for being anti-scientific, but I am profoundly distrustful of an awful lot of the DNA analysis that goes on.


Whoa man, that lawyer actually bought that chimp? That's crazy. Never heard of these people, wow.

I've read that some humans are up to 15% Neanderthal. Almost everyone of us has a small % in our bodies.




Ok, here's a vid, while its blurry just look at the size of that thing and its arm length:



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Check out these screams:


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I strongly suspect the Umatilla screamer was nothing more than one or more coyotes. As to the Provo BF, as I have remarked time and again, it would be nice if just one these people who purport to photograph or video BFs could ever get their instruments in focus!

About whether there is some or any Neanderthal in modern humans, this still seems to be controversial, as I noted above.
 

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This business about creating a modern human x Neanderthal hybrid reminds me of the experiments of Ilya Ivanov in the Soviet Union in the 1920s. He tried hybridizing apes and humans without success. According to some accounts, this was at the suggestion of Comrade Stalin, who thought such hybrids might be useful as front line infantry or mine workers. The experiments were unsuccessful, and Ivanov fell out of favor with Stalin and died in a labor camp (I think) in Kazakhstan. The local Bigfoots of the Caucasus mountains, usually called kaptars are sometimes supposed to be the results of Ivanov's experiments.

There are some freaky humans who look like ape hybrids, e.g., Bassou the ape-man of Morocco, and Julia Pastrana, the Mexican ape-woman, in the 19th century. Bassou is (not sure if he's still alive or not) probably just a poor malformed, developmentally disabled fellow, but Julia Pastrana was a talented singer and dancer and fluent in three languages. If anything, she looked the more apish of the two.

There was also Oliver, the bipedal chimp, who was once supposed to possibly be the result of a human-chimp crossing although testing showed him to be just a regular chimp. I once saw Oliver exhibited many years ago, back in the '70s sometime. The ape cashed in his chips this past year.

Not sure what you'd get with a modern-Neanderthal cross. The contemporary reconstructions of Neanderthals make them look very much like us, much more so than a lot of older images. Of course there is much we don't know, e.g., how much body hair they had and such. I note that some scientists are challenging the recent claims based on DNA analysis that most moderns have Neanderthal ancestry. Gib may get on my case for being anti-scientific, but I am profoundly distrustful of an awful lot of the DNA analysis that goes on.


Holy ****, just read up on him.

At first working with his own sperm and chimpanzee females, none of his attempts created a pregnancy.[6] In 1929 he organized a set of experiments involving nonhuman ape sperm and human volunteers, but was delayed by the death of his last orangutan.[6]

Holy ******* lol. Why isn't there a SciFi movie about him yet?
 

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Although Ivanov attempted to organize the insemination of human females with chimpanzee sperm in Guinea, these plans met with resistance from the French colonial government and there is no evidence such an experiment was arranged there.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
 

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Looked at the opening of the 16-minute video but didn't sit through the whole thing. The claim that there are between 40,000 and 100.000 BFs in North America sounds rather preposterous. That would mean there are more BFs than grizzly bears if their numbers were much higher than his low-end estimate. I should think there would be a lot of similarity in habits between grizzlies and BFs (assuming the latter existed)--highly intelligent, opportunistic omnivores with no natural enemies to speak of except man. Yet anyone with a bit of money and motivation can certainly see wild grizzlies without much difficulty.

At the risk of being repetitive, the claim that BFs are nocturnal animals seems most improbable. Although prosimians like lemurs and tarsiers are largely nocturnal, none of the higher primates (monkeys and apes) is nocturnal, with the sole exception of the tiny, rather primitive South American owl monkey.

And why would they have become nocturnal animals and why are they so stealthy and such masters of camouflage? What would have been the evolutionary imperative? True, in the Late Pleistocene they would have faced a more formidable array of predators: the giant North American lions (about 25% larger than modern lions), sabertooth cats, homotheria (aka scimitar cats), giant short-faced bears and such, but they have all been extinct for ten thousand years or more. The grizzly faced the same competitors and the Indians when they arrived, but grizzlies were lords of the mountains and prairies and would swagger fearlessly into the camps of early white explorers like Lewis and Clark.
 
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Looked at the opening of the 16-minute video but didn't sit through the whole thing. The claim that there are between 40,000 and 100.000 BFs in North America sounds rather preposterous. That would mean there are more BFs than grizzly bears if their numbers were much higher than his low-end estimate. I should think there would be a lot of similarity in habits between grizzlies and BFs (assuming the latter existed)--highly intelligent, opportunistic omnivores with no natural enemies to speak of except man. Yet anyone with a bit of money and motivation can certainly see wild grizzlies without much difficulty.

At the risk of being repetitive, the claim that BFs are nocturnal animals seems most improbable. Although prosimians like lemurs and tarsiers are largely nocturnal, none of the higher primates (monkeys and apes) is nocturnal, with the sole exception of the tiny, rather primitive South American owl monkey.

And why would they have become nocturnal animals and why are they so stealthy and such masters of camouflage? What would have been the evolutionary imperative? True, in the Late Pleistocene they would have faced a more formidable array of predators: the giant North American lions (about 25% larger than modern lions), sabertooth cats, homotheria (aka scimitar cats), giant short-faced bears and such, but they have all been extinct for ten thousand years or more. The grizzly faced the same competitors and the Indians when they arrived, but grizzlies were lords of the mountains and prairies and would swagger fearlessly into the camps of early white explorers like Lewis and Clark.


Ya, that guy is a bit over the top, that's a crazy number.

The eye-shine claimed to be seen by many sightings indicate eyes which are tailored for nocturnal use. I believe it also explains the rarity of the sightings.

Regarding the nocturnal adaptation, I think you answered your own question. Also, deer feed at night. If the Ketchum report is true, the split between us and a BF happened approx 15k years ago so it falls within the timeline to develop such an adaptation.

Regarding nocturnal, of all the videos out there, this is my favorite. Apparently this whitey has been seen regularly in PA and OH.


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Saw this earlier, some pretty trick stunts.


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Read that there is a guy that recently got a very good trail cam pic of a mom BF and kid. Waiting for it to appear....
 
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Ya, that guy is a bit over the top, that's a crazy number.

The eye-shine claimed to be seen by many sightings indicate eyes which are tailored for nocturnal use. I believe it also explains the rarity of the sightings.

Regarding the nocturnal adaptation, I think you answered your own question. Also, deer feed at night. If the Ketchum report is true, the split between us and a BF happened approx 15k years ago so it falls within the timeline to develop such an adaptation.


Read that there is a guy that recently got a very good trail cam pic of a mom BF and kid. Waiting for it to appear....


The split between humans and BF only occurred 15K years ago? You realize, don't you, that the major races of humanity deviated from each other far longer ago than that--between about 100,000 and 40,000 years ago, according to some theories? Yet we are all much, much more similar to each other than any of us is to a Bigfoot. For that matter, we are all much closer to our common ancestor, ol' **** erectus, than we are to BFs.

I shall be eagerly awaiting the the "very good trail cam pic" of Momma Bigfoot and her kid. If it is a clearly focused, convincing image, I shall have to eat humble pie for all my skepticism in this thread. Please keep us posted.
 

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The split between humans and BF only occurred 15K years ago? You realize, don't you, that the major races of humanity deviated from each other far longer ago than that--between about 100,000 and 40,000 years ago, according to some theories? Yet we are all much, much more similar to each other than any of us is to a Bigfoot. For that matter, we are all much closer to our common ancestor, ol' **** erectus, than we are to BFs.

I shall be eagerly awaiting the the "very good trail cam pic" of Momma Bigfoot and her kid. If it is a clearly focused, convincing image, I shall have to eat humble pie for all my skepticism in this thread. Please keep us posted.


I'm guessing here, but I would think its the last time our DNA mixed with it, I would imagine the formal split occurred earlier. I don't know enough about genetics to speculate but I do agree it seems pretty recent.

No trail cam pic yet.


This is a few years old, but is well presented and shows how even this minimal amount of science yields compelling stuff:


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