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post #16 of 40
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

so wait when two donkeys are having sex you forcibly bring the donkey penis out just before you think they're about to ejaculate?

yup.
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

enlighten me! jewish penises are fascinating

they are bigger than yours. thats all you need to know.
post #17 of 40
When I was at the Western Wall, this amazing guy comes up to me and says (imagine thick Boston accent) "My wife and I were just parting ways to go to the men and women sections of the wall, so I says to her "How about a little kiss?" She says she can't on account of it being holy here and all, so I says "So tell all the holy folks that next time we'll bring a sheet!"
post #18 of 40
What in the fuck?
post #19 of 40
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

more likely they have them hump and then pull out. serious, thats how horse studding works.

The other option is electrical prostate stimulation. They basically shove some probe up their ass and jolt the prostate until ejaculation. Apparently common in zoo breeding projects, like for elephants.

I have no idea why on earth I know this.
post #20 of 40
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

When I was at the Western Wall, this amazing guy comes up to me and says (imagine thick Boston accent) "My wife and I were just parting ways to go to the men and women sections of the wall, so I says to her "How about a little kiss?" She says she can't on account of it being holy here and all, so I says "So tell all the holy folks that next time we'll bring a sheet!"

gaaaah, dont perpetuate those falsities.
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

The other option is electrical prostate stimulation. They basically shove some probe up their ass and jolt the prostate until ejaculation. Apparently common in zoo breeding projects, like for elephants.

ah yes, i have heard of that as well.
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I have no idea why on earth I know this.

+1
post #21 of 40
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

gaaaah, dont perpetuate those falsities.

why?

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post #22 of 40
lawlz, because people actually believe them and then ask me retarded questions.
post #23 of 40
she's so hot at least until you hear her talk
post #24 of 40
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

lawlz, because people actually believe them and then ask me retarded questions.

When you are deciding how to answer a stranger's question about your sex life, do you twiddle your curly little payot?
post #25 of 40
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

When you are deciding how to answer a stranger's question about your sex life, do you twiddle your curly little payot?

its rarely strangers, usually acquaintances.

and no, I used to have long payos, but I cut them. I just have the standard sideburns which really just are part of my beard. long payos are not a requirement, more like going beyond the letter of the law, an extra credit of sorts.
post #26 of 40
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

The other option is electrical prostate stimulation. They basically shove some probe up their ass and jolt the prostate until ejaculation. Apparently common in zoo breeding projects, like for elephants.

I have no idea why on earth I know this.


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post #27 of 40
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

its rarely strangers, usually acquaintances.
and no, I used to have long payos, but I cut them. I just have the standard sideburns which really just are part of my beard. long payos are not a requirement, more like going beyond the letter of the law, an extra credit of sorts.

whoa, you actually have/had them? I thought you were "modern" orthodox for some reason.
post #28 of 40
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

whoa, you actually have/had them? I thought you were "modern" orthodox for some reason.

yup, i had long peyos till i was 19. nope, not modern im pretty srs relig.
post #29 of 40
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

The other option is electrical prostate stimulation. They basically shove some probe up their ass and jolt the prostate until ejaculation. Apparently common in zoo breeding projects, like for elephants.
I have no idea why on earth I know this.

out here there are actual professionals you hire that, uhm, "stimulate" a male animal and either helps it breed with a female or helps him finish the deed to collect the sperm. they're called "shooters" here.
post #30 of 40
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

out here there are actual professionals you hire that, uhm, "stimulate" a male animal and either helps it breed with a female or helps him finish the deed to collect the sperm. they're called "shooters" here.

I bet that's fun at parties.

"So, what do you do?"

"I jerk off horses."

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I bet they give crazy handjobs though....
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