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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Good thing the Stolen Valor Act was found unconstitutional.
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^ I lol'ed.
post #2389 of 5454
Sounds like a disparate impact suit in the making.
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Originally Posted by Ataturk View Post

Sounds like a disparate impact suit in the making.


I thought the same thing. Somebody's gonna get sued.*




* Assuming any part of that letter is real. I am quite confident it's fake.
post #2391 of 5454
So he just fired the bulk of his engineering and marketing departments. Smart move.
post #2392 of 5454
My cousin got married recently and for some idiotic reason has a joint facebook account with her husband. I've never met her husband but I know he's an asshole because he keeps posting crap like this

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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

My cousin got married recently and for some idiotic reason has a joint facebook account with her husband. I've never met her husband but I know he's an asshole because he keeps posting crap like this


He sounds like a first class idiot.
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My old coach posts garbage like this all the time.

I was going to post a link to Tim Minchins "Storm", specifically the line about aspirin, but you know, no need to be a dick, I did that enough when she tried to coach us.

post #2395 of 5454
That wasn't especially stupid until the "regular chiropractic care" bit.
post #2396 of 5454
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

That wasn't especially stupid until the "regular chiropractic care" bit.

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I bet that chick in your avatar needs regular chiropractic care. nod[1].gif
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

I bet that chick in your avatar needs regular chiropractic care. nod[1].gif
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
I'd manipulate her spine. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
From the inside. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
With my penis. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
You know I'd have sex with her if she allowed me to do that.
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
I'd manipulate her spine. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
From the inside. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
With my penis. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
You know I'd have sex with her if she allowed me to do that.

Microsurgery is the way to go nowadays...

She will not feel a thing..
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Microsurgery is the way to go nowadays...

She will not feel a thing..

You wound me sir!
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