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post #16 of 28
Maths?!!!!!!


My biggest mistake was to do maths and computer science in college. Women don't exist in those fields!
post #17 of 28
First you get the money, then you get the womenz.

There may be other ancillary steps.
post #18 of 28
I assume you aren't liquid enough to cop it all straight cash, homey.

Do you has interest free loans? Sure aint gettin bank loans for 6 bungalows
post #19 of 28
You ever deal with renters? Go to college.
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Nobody wants to touch them with a ten foot pole because there are... wait for it.... black people living around there. Clearly, though, you can see what kinda ROI potential they have. I went to house parties over there, I hung out with a couple ghetto kids and dropped them off sometimes, it was fine, just white people being scared of black people. Most of the students are suburban city kids who live on the other side of the strip in crackerbox duplexes and stuff, but there are students who care to save a bit by living in the ghetto.

Hey, I lived on the edge of a ghetto in college and it wasn't so bad. Other than the shooting on the sidewalk directly across the street from the house and the guy I caught trying to break in, it was a great two years.
post #20 of 28
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For the same cost as going to uni in the UK I can buy 6 houses in Nebraska
Should I buy 6 of these
http://www.schultis.com/propertydetails.php?id=6932&city=bea&type=rs#
and rent them out/make crystal meth in them
or go to uni and study maths?

Take 2 years of chem, then buy 3 houses and cook meth properly.

Its working out for this guy:
post #21 of 28
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I assume you aren't liquid enough to cop it all straight cash, homey.
Do you has interest free loans? Sure aint gettin bank loans for 6 bungalows

i have moneys to buy 6 bungalows.

I like kajak idea of combining the 2. Will there be women in chemistry?
post #22 of 28
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i have moneys to buy 6 bungalows.
I like kajak idea of combining the 2. Will there be women in chemistry?

Some very hot girls in chemistry. Very intelligent too, which may or may not be what you're looking for.
post #23 of 28
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Will they mind me practicing making meth during Chemistry classes? My chemistry A level class had quite hot girls, but they were in the Christian Union and would not approve of meth making.
post #24 of 28
Do you honestly want to be an actuarian? If you're choosing between this and operating a series of crack dens/makeshift bordellos in the boondocks I certainly hope you'll say fuck that math degree.
post #25 of 28
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Do you honestly want to be an actuarian? If you're choosing between this and operating a series of crack dens/makeshift bordellos in the boondocks I certainly hope you'll say fuck that math degree.

Didn't think about that, I could combine the 2. You could smoke some crack/meth and then fuck a ho and I could pay the hoes in crack/meth. Will I be able to find hoes in Nebraska? I watched this film called winter bones, which is why I think this is a good idea.
post #26 of 28
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Didn't think about that, I could combine the 2. You could smoke some crack/meth and then fuck a ho and I could pay the hoes in crack/meth. Will I be able to find hoes in Nebraska? I watched this film called winter bones, which is why I think this is a good idea.

I'm pretty sure a good pimp can find/create hos anywhere, did you take your PMAT (prostitutes management aptitude test)? I suggest watching american pimp so you know how to dress and learn the vernacular. Maybe some yakuza films by Kinji Fukasaku to get that asian flavour.
post #27 of 28
Thread Starter 
Before I post an add in Gum Tree looking for a pimp is there any thing I should specifically look for in one. I thought the pimp in taxi driver was quite shit and would prefer one, which looks like 50 cent.
post #28 of 28
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Before I post an add in Gum Tree looking for a pimp is there any thing I should specifically look for in one. I thought the pimp in taxi driver was quite shit and would prefer one, which looks like 50 cent.

Tout yourself as an equal opportunity employer and maybe get some grants for employing young afro-americans with criminal records. I mean if they've been jailed for this shit they know the drill, all they need is some mentoring on the not getting caught part. Make sure you offer a comprehensive health and dental package as if they get high on their own supply they'll need it, especially the dental considering crystal meth gives you english dentition. The pimp in taxi driver got a 12 y/o on the meter though, you might need this special skillset + the vast network of crackheads willing to offer their children will make this a revenue stream opportunity you can't pass up.
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